Mike's Newspaper Column

Mike's Newspaper Column
Read Mike's column weekly in the Times Community Newspaper Family, including the legendary Kettering-Oakwood Times, and posted here the following week.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Ever wonder why...............

.......they're called JUMBO SHRIMP?

.......they have a
SEAFOOD RESTAURANT at SEAWORLD? Are we eating the slow learners?

.......they call
SPAYING AND NEUTERING getting FIXED? Isn't it getting BROKEN?

.......businesses will post signs that say "NO PETS EXCEPT FOR GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND"? Now just who is going to read that?

.......doctors seemingly always want to PRACTICE MEDICINE? Wouldn't you think for their salaries they'd have it down?

.......psychics need to work at all? And wouldn't they know you were coming to see them WITHOUT you needing to call and make an appointment?

.......prisons won't execute an inmate on death row if they have the flu? They have to wait until they're well enough to die.